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Screaming monkeys

September 13th, 2005 Jacken Leave a comment Go to comments

Today I finally got to see a tele-marketer getting caught in my Asterisk server. I’ve made a blacklist system, so I can blacklist callers. As soon as they call, they get transfered to a voice saying “There is no one to take your call, they’ve all been carried away by monkeys” and then a lot of monkeys screaming. And the dumb fuck called back three times before giving up. One down, three million to go…

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  1. mats
    September 14th, 2005 at 02:59 | #1
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    Love the screaming monkeys!

  2. Roy Schestowitz
    September 14th, 2005 at 05:54 | #2
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    LOL I have got to look into that Asterisk server thing.

    Mom: Honey, I’d like to buy you a nice gift.

    Voice: Mr. Smith has been carried away by a bunch of monkeys…

    You can see where that goes…

  3. Jacken
    September 15th, 2005 at 12:20 | #3
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    :-) Roy, I can recommend Asterisk. It’s a fun project.

  4. Bitta
    September 16th, 2005 at 23:23 | #4
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    If I got that message over the phone…I would most definitely call back three times as well!! lol

  5. Sloan
    January 7th, 2009 at 05:03 | #5
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    I wrote a little howto for begginers who want one way to configure screaming monkeys for annoying telemarketers.

    http://computerpro.bz/os/AsteriskPlayScreamingMonkeysforAnnoyingTelemarketerswithPIAFandFreePBX

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