Jacken’s Blog

After having Laryngospasm, which made me run around like a mad man trying to breath when my vocal cords goes into spasms and locks up, I now have a new party novelty. Projectile vomiting. The upper part of my stomach has decided to give in and refuses to keep food down. So now it’s time to puke whenever. That feels so punk. Unfortunately I’m forty so involuntary vomiting isn’t considered something cool. So now it’s time to go to the doctor and have a gastroscopy. And I know that I’m going to have an operation to fix the problem. But that will probably fix both medical problems at the same time.

Now, if I only could find a doctor more interested in my problems than golfing I’m set.